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Fic: Swordplay, Chapter 1
Authors: turtleinatardis and obliviateamores
Title: Swordplay
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Summary: Somehow, Draco Malfoy ends up teaching fencing to the rest of the Eighth Years.
No, he doesn't know why either.
This is a Pureblood Sport! The Muggles just borrowed it!
And it means a lot of innuendo... (Seriously, the whole point is thrusting at people with swords, what do you expect?)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Word Count: ~3000
Author's Notes: The idea for this fic came from a conversation about the MASSIVE innuendoes in fencing...We have spent far too long laughing at our own jokes and apologise sincerely.

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